Clubwer and belts for women

Man’s point of view: I’m not sure if the beauty of these models makes these dresses look pretty, or pretty dresses make these girls look cute. Anyhow, all three are killer clubwear outfits. Seeing all three in a bar, I’d have a problem choosing just one, just like I’d have a problem choosing which one to buy for my girlfriend. Are there any women good-looking enough to wear such amazing dresses? Or only models during photo shoots?

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Clubwear: 3 killer dresses

name: Metallic Banded Bottom Mini Halter Clubwear Dress
price: $60
from: Flirtcatalog
sizes: S/M, M/L
colors: caramel/gold, champagne/silver, giraffe/black, hot pink/black, lemon paisley/silver, mint dot/black, red/black, white/silver
made of: soft and stretchy microfiber and foil
shipping: free

Mini Halter Clubwear Dress

In such clubwear it won’t be difficult at all. One smile would probably be enough and he’ll approach to talk with you. The question is: who is the right one? I have no idea, you know what you want, I don’t know what you want, I know what I want. Or more precisely: I know what I don’t want. I don’t want to be hunted by one of these dresses because it smells like love, children, family, debts, retirement, bye-bye freedom, alcohol, travels, and other women.

Belted Clubwear Dress

name: Flounce Sleeve Belted Clubwear Dress
price: $60
from: Flirtcatalog
sizes: O/S
colors: black/white print, chocolate/gold feather, fuchsia/yellow/orange print, hot pink/white/black floral, mauve shimmer, orange/fuchsia/black floral, yellow/black/grey print
made of: poly rayon lycra knit
shipping: free

Leopard Clubwear Chemise

name: Strappy Stretch Leopard Clubwear Chemise/Dress
price: $24
from: Henry and June
sizes: one-size
colors:  leopard

Usually I look for very expensive clothes, but this time I see that I’ve found something cheap and beautiful at the same time. I’m sure these dresses are perfect for hunting. Men believe they’re hunting women when they go to clubs. Women are intelligent enough not to change their naïve opinion. Of course it’s the opposite: wearing these clothes women are hunters. They do exactly the same as what men do when hunting real animals: they wait. Everything is about patience. You can wear one of these dresses, go to a club and just wait. I’m sure there’ll be a lot of possible shots. Just wait for the right one, then kill him.

Leather Dresses

Leather dress

I’m really disappointed by leather dresses one can find on the internet. It probably means that this is not the most fashionable material these days. Haute-couture designers have an extensive choice of really expensive leather dresses starting from $600 but honestly, speaking about all the designs I’ve seen, they’re shit. They’re simply ugly. So here goes my choice of no haute-couture designers, two cheap black dresses, and one red.

Allure Patent and Mesh Lace up Leather Dress

Price: $51, from Natasha Lingerie. Yeah, I know what you say. You say: “but this is not a dress”. That’s true, it isn’t, but it’s at least sexy. And don’t tell me you’re not looking for something sexy, you are, that’s why you’re looking for a leather dress. Forget about a dress, try something better.

Leather dress

Yes, this one is simply called “leather dress”. Price: $150, from Secret by Rose. This one is definitely for lovers of SM, bondage, and so on. If you like to crack the whip, (passively or actively), if you like handcuffs, a little bit of pain (giving or receiving) this one looks suitable for these purposes. I write about it with a little hesitation because I don’t consider myself a specialist in SM.

Red leather dress

Red killer

Ok, I know this one is a dress, but definitely it’s not made of leather. That’s true, however let’s think a little bit. Why are you looking for a leather dress for $300, if you can buy this one for $150, and look much better, feel more comfortably, and attract more men?

Give me one good reason and I’ll change this post. For the moment my recommendation is: forget about a leather dress, buy something different. And not black! Do you know why not black? Because that’s the most common error women, especially young women, commit: buying a black mini skirt. Why? Because they’ve read that, thanks to the black color, they’ll look slimmer. Maybe, but from a man’s point of view, to enter to a party with 29 girls in black mini skirts, and then see there one that’s fat in red/silver/yellow is like fresh air. Of course I want to dance with this fat one, more fun from the beginning.

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Belts for Women

After beginning my research for this part of the post I’ve come to the conclusion (I’ve come quite fast to it), that the subject is much larger than I’d thought, and that presenting some fashionable belts for women doesn’t make a lot of sense. One never starts to buy clothes from the belt, a belt is only an accessory for the dress. Everything depends on the dress. That’s why I’ve decided to write today only a short paragraph about belts for women, another day I’ll write a longer article. Beside the three chosen examples you can see a small collection of pictures. Maybe the diversity of styles will inspire you to look for something extravagant, if your dress is simple, or something simple, if your dress is very colorful or has a rich form on its own. In my humble opinion, the best effect (there are some cases against this rule) one can achieve is by mixing simplicity with provocative accessories.

Metallic Skinny Belt

Silver belt

price: $38
from: Nine West
sizes: M, L
made of: pewter leather
color: silver

Hammered Links Belt

Hammered belt

price: $38
from: Fossil
sizes: S, M, L
made of: metal
color: silver, brass

Designed to sit off the hips, organic ovals linked together.

Open Laced Weave Belt

Open Laced Weave Belt

price: $38
from: Fossil
sizes: S, M, L
made of: leather
color: metallic multi, multi

Can be worn at the waist or the hip, depends on the dress.